Green Eggs and Hahn
Dec 4, 2022 - 1:13 AMI am Obi. Wan Kenobi. I am Obi-Wan.
That Obi-Wan. That Obi-Wan. I do not like that Obi-Wan.
Do you like Jer, Ken and Hahn?
I do not like them, Obi-Wan,
I do not like Jer, Ken and Hahn.
Would you like them in a dream?
Would you like them on your team?
Would you like them anywhere,
Or are they just a bad nightmare?
I would not like them in a dream
I would not like them on my team
I would not like them anywhere,
They are just a bad nightmare.
I do not like Jer, Ken and Hahn,
I do not like them, Obi-Wan.
Would you let them run the draft,
Or would that be extremely daft?
Would you sing a song most dirge-ry
If they signed pitchers with multiple surgery?
I would not let them run the draft
For that would be extremely daft,
And I have sung songs very dirge-ry
Because they’ve signed pitchers with multiple surgery.
I would not let Jer, Ken and Hahn,
Do anything, ever, Obi-Wan.
Would you let them say good-bye
To your team’s outstanding guy
Without even a decent try
Or an explanation why?
Would you let them make things worse,
Or would you utter a nasty curse?
I would not let them say good-bye
To our team’s outstanding guy
Without even a decent try
Or an explanation why.
I would not let them make things worse
Without many a nasty curse.
I would not let Jer, Ken and Hahn,
I would not let them Obi-Wan.
Would you let them place a pox
Upon your favorites, the Sox,
Would you trust them to have made
An intelligent player trade?
Would you let them sign an agent, free,
Knowing they’d do it intelligently?
I would not let them place a pox
Upon my favorite team, the Sox,
I would not trust that they could make
A trade that’s not a big mistake,
I would not let them sign any man
Because they have no rational plan.
I would not like them in a dream
I would not like them on my team
I would not let them run the draft
For that would be extremely daft
I would not let them say good-bye
To our team’s outstanding guy
I would not let them make things worse
Without many a nasty curse.
I do not trust Jer, Ken or Hahn,.
I do not like them, Obi-Wan.
You do not like them, so you say,
Try them ! Try them! And you may,
Try them and you may, I say.
I have tried them, for too many years,
And they always justify my fears,
I wish all three would be far gone,
They’ve killed our team, Obi-Wan.
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