Terrible Trash Talk: Penn State

Mar 15, 2023 - 4:53 PM

7 seed Texas A&M takes on 10 seed Penn State in the first round of the NCAA Tournament on Thursday night. So of course, we are here to provide you a detailed breakdown of this matchup awful jokes.

• Penn isn’t even a state.
• More like not any lions.
• Penn State’s mascot wears a scarf. Knit any, Lion?
• “White out” is what Penn State Fans will be using to try and remove the box score of this loss to Texas A&M from existence.
• There is no easier way to make an animal sound less imposing than to add the word “Nittany” to it.
• If I said that I thought Penn State was gonna win, I’d be lion.
• “State College? What a silly name for a town.” -Robert (College Station, TX)
• Never lose to writing utensils.
• If Penn State is gonna defend Wade Taylor IV, they’re gonna need to be a lot Quaker.
• Their coach’s name is Shrewsberry. I loved that scene in Willie Wonka.
• Going to be Sad Valley after we’re done.
• Why do they have to constantly remind themselves that we are Penn State with their chant?
• REMEMBER THE (2007) ALAMO (bowl)!
• Penn State is gonna take it in de loins in Des Moines.
• Penn State fans fancy themselves a cult. But nobody out-cults Texas AgriCULTural & Mechanical.
• Can’t wait for Texas A&M to prove that they CAN stop the (Andrew) Funk.
• Penn State has appeared in EVERY NCAA Tournament round of 32 (except 20 since 2002).

AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TO ‘EM, AGGIES!

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