carl martinez's Friends
Member Since:
Mar '12
WYG? Ranking:
27923rd place
About Me:
im a 41 y/o happily married man living in beautiful California. Aside from my gorgeous wife, I have two sons. One is 26 and the other is 19. I also have a niece and nephew that live with me....oh yeah....GO GIANTS!!
Favorite Jersey Number:
Hilmar Ca
Current Town:
Hilmar CA
Favorite Teams:
YOUR San Franciscoooooooooo.....Giants
Oakland Raiders
Favorite Sports Quotes/Cliches:
Well I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweetspot, softcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last 3 days. Good night
Favorite Sports Movies:
Bull Durham, Hoosiers, Caddyshack, Miracle, The Longest Yard (original),
Favorite Sports Moment:
World Series 2010 BABY!!
Favorite Athletes:
Will Clark, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Matt Cain, Tiger
Players You Love to Hate:
Mike Piazza, Any overrated jackass that celebrates like he just won the frickin Superbowl when he makes a first down...douche!
Best Game You've Attended:
All-Star week, 2007. Barry Bonds last game.

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